There was a doctor who claimed to be good at treating surgical cases.

　　有位醫(yī)生，自稱擅長治療外科疾病。

　　One day, a general was struck by an arrow from the enemy on the battlefield. The arrow had penetrated into his flesh, so he called for the "surgeon".

　　一天，有位武將在戰(zhàn)場上中了敵人的飛箭，箭頭穿進了皮肉。他命人請來了這位“外科”醫(yī)生。

　　The general told him what had happened. The "surgeon" said repeatedly:

　　武將把情況對這位“外科”醫(yī)生一講，他連聲說:

　　"The treatment is easy! The treatment is easy!"

　　“好治!好治!”

　　He took up a pair of sharp scissors, and with a snap cut off the exposed arrow shaft. He handed over the arrow shaft to the general and said:

　　只見他拿起一把鋒利的剪刀，“咔嚓”一聲，把露在皮膚外面的箭桿剪掉了。他就把箭桿交給武將，說:

　　"It's done. Please give me my pay."

　　“好了，請你付酬金吧!”

　　These words left the general not knowing whether to laugh or to cry. He said to the "surgeon":

　　武將被他弄得哭笑不得，對“外科”醫(yī)生說:

　　"The arrow head is still in my flesh. You must get it out quickly."

　　“箭頭還留在皮肉里面，必須趕快取出來呀!

　　The "surgeon" said:

　　”這位“外科”醫(yī)生說:

　　"The arrow head in the flesh is a matter of internal medicine and has nothing to do with my `surgery'.，，

　　“箭頭在皮肉里面，這是內科的事了，與我‘外科’無關。”