觀察日記初三作文

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1.Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I’ll be in your hands all day. 
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily 

2.A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? 
The father replied: I don ’t know son. I ’m still paying!! 

3.
At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing? 
The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!!! I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!!! Father said: Wait!!!!!!!! I am coming with you 

4.
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. 
The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you? 
The husband laughed and said: An English girl!!! 
The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip? 
The wife: Very good, thank you. 
The husband: And, what happened to my present? 
The wife: Which present? 
The husband: What I asked for: the English girl? 
The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!!! 

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