最新英語(yǔ)笑話大王 勁好笑

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　　一、Englishman

　　Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. "Nothing," the Englishman answered imperturbably, "It’s simply that my room is on fire."

　　一個(gè)英國(guó)人

　　一天晚上，一個(gè)英國(guó)人從他住的旅店房間里走出來。來到走廊上，叫旅店的服務(wù)員給他拿一杯水來。服務(wù)員按他的'要求做了。英國(guó)人回到了他的房間里，幾分鐘后 他又來到走廊上，讓服務(wù)員再給他送一杯水。服務(wù)員又給他送了一杯水。每隔幾分鐘。英國(guó)人就走出房間重復(fù)他的要求。 半小時(shí)之后.這位感到驚訝的服務(wù)員決定問問房客要這些水干什么，英國(guó)人不謊不忙地回答：“沒什么.只不過是我的房間里起火了。”

　　二、Compact Cars

　　I have heard onesad story of a hitchhiker who went into a shop and saw the sign"Lift" but found it too heavy, then saw the sign "PetSupplies" so he did, this wasn't too bad but then he went outside and sawthe sign "Compact Cars" and went to prison for ten years.

　　錯(cuò)誤譯文：

　　我曾聽說過一個(gè)倒霉的故事，有一個(gè)搭車者，走進(jìn)一家商店，看見Lift標(biāo)簽，想搶一個(gè)千斤頂，但千斤頂太重，所以沒搶;看見PetSupplies標(biāo)簽，搶了一些寵物用品，不過寵物用品并不值幾個(gè)錢，所以罪行并不嚴(yán)重;但當(dāng)他走出商店時(shí)，看見CompactCars標(biāo)簽，他又搶了一輛小轎車，所以最后他被警察逮住，坐牢十年。

　　正確譯文：

　　我曾聽說過一個(gè)倒霉的故事，有一個(gè)搭車者，走進(jìn)一家商店，看見一個(gè)標(biāo)簽上寫著“舉起來”，可是那個(gè)東西太重了;看見一個(gè)標(biāo)簽上寫著“拍拍商品”，于是就拍了拍，這也沒什么;但當(dāng)他走出商店時(shí)，又看見一個(gè)標(biāo)簽，上面寫著“砸汽車”，結(jié)果被判坐牢十年。

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