A School-report

　　The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read: "English, poor, French, weak, mathematics, mathematics, Fair," and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad. "Wall, Dad." Said the son, "it is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And he pointed to the next line, which read: "Health excellent."

　　學(xué)期總結(jié)

　　父親正在讀兒子剛剛交給他的學(xué)期總結(jié)，他的兒子滿懷希望的看著他，而他則生氣的讀著學(xué)期總結(jié)："英語(yǔ),差;法語(yǔ),中;數(shù)學(xué),良."然后,他厭惡地看著那個(gè)正在抖動(dòng)著身子的小子."恩,老爸."兒子說(shuō):"那沒(méi)有達(dá)到本來(lái)應(yīng)該達(dá)到的優(yōu)秀水平，不過(guò)你沒(méi)看到那兒?"他指著下一行，讀到："健康狀況，優(yōu)秀。"