英文繞口令爆笑

　　Know is know no know is no know

　　知之為之知之，不知為不知

　　People mountain and people sea

　　人山人海

　　ragon born dragon ,chicken born chicken , mouse son can make hole !!

　　龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的'兒子會(huì)打洞!

　　One car come one car go ,two car pengpeng ,people die

　　車(chē)禍現(xiàn)場(chǎng)描述

　　波羅：I ma sorry!

　　老外：I am sorry too!

　　波羅：I am sorry rhree!

　　老外：What are you sorry for ?]

　　波羅： I am sorry five !

　　If you want money , I have no;

　　if you want life , I have one !

　　要錢(qián)沒(méi)有，要命有一條!

　　I can Li old big .toyear 25。

　　我叫李老大，今年25.

　　You have two down son .

　　你有兩下子。

　　As far as you go to die !

　　有多遠(yuǎn)，死多遠(yuǎn)。

　　I give you face you don’t want face, you lose you face ,I turn my face!

　　給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉~

　　做早操：do morning f*ck

　　做課間操：do class between f*ck

　　英�。篏ive you some colours to see see!(給你點(diǎn)顏色看看)

　　馬可：You try try see (試試看)

　　雇主：How much do you want a month ?

　　保姆：800 yuan ,eat you ,sleep you .

　　800塊，吃你的，住你的。

　　30 years river east 30 years river west

　　三十年河?xùn)|三十年河西

　　Hwllo everybody ! if you have something to say ! If you have nothing to say ,go home

　　有事啟奏，無(wú)事退朝

　　You me you me

　　彼此彼此

　　American Chinese not enough

　　美中不足

　　Heart flower angry open

　　心花怒放

　　Go past no mistake past

　　走過(guò)路過(guò)，千萬(wàn)別錯(cuò)過(guò)

　　seven up eight down

　　七上八下

　　No three no four

　　不三不四

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